bimal :what’s the name of your
new dog
Kamal: I don’t know. He has
never told me.
Chinntu;mom , may I eat an ice cream?
Mother;you will catch cold,
dear.
Chintu; don’t worry mom, I’ll
wear a sweater.
Abhay;grandpa,why do you put
on glasses during your sleep?
Grandpa ;so that I can see my
dreams distinctly.
Bank Manager;And What Sort of
account would you like to open, Mr and Mrs Smith?
Mrs.smith; A Joint Account MR.
Smith deposit and I draw out.
Rita; how did you manage to
cure your son’s habit of biting his nails?
Sita; I knoced down all his
teeth.
Customer; the food you’ve
served is hslf cold
Waiter; well; eat the ‘s hot.
Dentist: What kind of filling
do you want me to put in your mouth ?
Patient : my preferences is
chocolate pudding
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